the eagle has farted.

so...foggy...half in sleep. i just woke up...it's not an absolute term...waking up...haha.
there was this punk band...your typical american, contemporary, punk band...consisting of your typical american bitch-like boys...i think there was a concert being held in a large hall...now that i think about it, the hall was kind of like the hall in my old school...but this was america...loads of people...americans...chumpaango and i were in the hall...we weren't entirely sure what we were doing...just with the crowd...in the hall...and the lead singer type bitch-faced guy...he started getting the crowd roused up with pro-america banter...and then he stops and asks everybody to get up...salute...and say whatever he was saying "God bless america!" type bull crap...naturally we got up with the crowd...sort of feeling weird...conscious of the fact that we weren't entirely american...hahahaha...and then everybody would sit down again...and then rise again...people were enjoying this mindless freak show...surrounded by mutants i felt the need to not rise...so the lead singer guy gave me a look, that sort of said, "get off your ass bitch..."right so i quickly hopped up mumbling, "but this isn't even my country..." i think he heard what i said or at least a bit of it...and stood staring...so i sort of sighed...got up again...somehow put my left lef over my head around my neck haahaha...put my hands around my mouth like a make-shift mega phone and screamed louder than the rest of these bitches..."AMERICAAAAA..." and the crowd added their bit..."long live" or "God bless"...whatever...i kept it up...i enjoyed it...the lead singer guy was extremely pleased...nodding his head in approval...shouting vague obscenities...grabbed my nuts in approval (?) and i sat down. everybody was really pleased...evrything had gone fine...the show was going just fine...so naturally i got up and shouted louder than the last time, "I'M SORRY AMERICA...IT JUST WON'T WORK...SUCK MY NUTS..."
Chumpaango and i ran...screaming..."suck my nuts america..."
well actually we were sort of pushed and shoved out of the hall...security came after us...we were probably going to jail when i woke up feeling surprised and pleased.